I'm baaaaaack

So I'm back from North Carolina (for a while at least, I was at Duke this past weekend and I'll actually be going back to UNC next weekend... comparing the weather there with Pittsburgh, I think I probably should've stayed) and looking at the headlines, it appears that I missed a lot of stuff that everyone probably knew was going to happen anyways. Let's see:

• Brad Lincoln, elbow injury. Shocking. He's the subject of the new poll.
  
• Romulo! made it to camp.
• Neil Walker is moving to third base.
  
• The pitchers are learning to bunt. Tom Gorzelanny makes a funny face when he's bunting.
  

Actually, that's all. I mean I was only gone for three days.