The Jays

All you need to know about the Jays in five bullets or less:

• Their GM was just in the news for making fun of Adam Dunn.
  
• They just fired their manager and hired Cito freaking Gaston, who hasn't managed in ten years. Because that always works out well.
  
• They just traded for Jonah Bayliss.
  

This is a team that's on cruise control in the wrong direction right now. If we can't beat them, we might as well mail the last six interleague games right on in.