Still kicking

Sorry about the sudden dearth of posts. I'm still here and paying attention, so don't you worry about that. Today we've got some new conclusions to jump (or not to jump) to.

• Zach Duke will never throw a pitch past anyone ever again.
  
• Jason Bay has completely forgotten how to catch flyballs and will never be good again.
• Andrew McCutchen's hat looks really funny

Personally, I'm jumping on the first one and while I'm mildly disturbed by the second one, I'm not jumping yet since Dejan defended him in today's Q&A. And that third one's not really a question; he's just wearing a funny looking cap.