Get ready for Braden Looper to dominate

So let me get this straight. Yesterday we traded for Matt Morris so that Tony Armas wouldn't have to start anymore. Today, Tony Armas is starting. Very well timed and completely thought out move by Dave Littlefield, no?

Some predictions for this one, just for fun:
L- Tony Armas (0-4) 3.2 IP, 7 R, 5 ER, 9 H, 1 K, 3 BB
W- Braden Looper (9-8) 7 IP, 2 R, 2 ER, 4 H, 4 K, 1 BB

Honestly, if we start to win at this point I'm going to be pissed. I want the whole world to know just how bad it sucks to be a Pirate fan. 15 losses in 17 games, here we come!