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David Schoenfeld is attempting to tell me that there are 16 teams with more miserable fans than the Pirates? Are you serious? Dave, come to a game with me and tell me that again.

I can't believe the Pirates didn't ask me to be in their new commercials. We will support our Bucs? We will create memories? Ugh. We will vomit all over our monitors.

Freddy Sanchez played in the field today. I guess that's good.