Matt Morris: the second start

So the *ahem* highly anticipated return of Matt Morris to San Francisco happens tonight at 10:15. I get to watch him pitch tonight if the shoddy free wireless internet in my new apartment complex complies and I am, umm, stoked about that. Or something. He'll face off against Russ Ortiz. Ortiz has made two good starts this year and one of them was against, you guessed it, the Pittsburgh Pirates. I'm just really happy that Bonds broke the record before tonight because if he plays, he's totally taking Morris deep at least once.