This is cutting it close
As a blogger, I assume I have two responsibilities. Make crazy statements with no factual basis and insult the hell out of Ian Snell before he pitches every time. I had to run home for my mom's birthday and practically sped back into the city so that I could get this post up before the first pitch. Tonight we're going to Bob Dylan for the insult:
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth,Snell and Brad Penny face off tonight. My forecast? About a million strikeouts.
Blowing down the backroads headin' south.
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth,
You're an idiot, Ian.
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.