Snell vs. Pujols again

Check out the weather in St. Louis! That's right folks, if you missed half-assed base running, missed pop-ups, and overthrown cut-off men this weekend, the Pittsburgh Pirates are back in action in St. Louis tonight!

Anyways, the Pirates' first game since being ravaged by Barry Bonds on Friday is in St. Louis tonight at 8:05. Anthony Reyes will take the mound against our one and only Ian Snell, so you know what that means... IT'S IAN SNELL INSULT TIME!!!! This insult is brought to us by the one and only Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. It was originally directed at Jon Bon Jovi, but it works just fine here for Ian:

So you're acting now, you're in a vampire movie, yes? That's good. Finally, a role that requires you to suck.

You all know the history between Snell and Pujols. Pitch around Albert? Snell doesn't do that. He got away with it at the home opener (which incidentally was his last start), but Pujols appears to be getting untracked now. That worries me. Because the guy more or less owns us. As if you didn't know that.

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