Just what we needed

According to this article from the official Pirates mouthpiece, the Pirates are planning to add another mascot next year. You know what? I don't even want to know what this is. The Parrot is one thing, kids love it (is it a he or a she? I can never tell), it's a classic, it reminds everyone of '79, it sold coke in the 80s, it's a part of the team. I don't even want to have to think about putting up with some shit like this next year, it's just going to make me angry.