Wednesday, December 21, 2005

More good news

Sidney Ponson, fresh out of jail last week for a DWI, signed with the Cardinals today. I love it when teams in our division sign players I can make jokes about, and no one's easier to make fun of then a guy with a Jimmy Anderson physique who was a knighted Aruban citizen until he punched out an Aruban judge in a drunken rage, then came to the States, got another DWI, and now has done time in jail. Merry Christmas to all NL Central fans a couple days early (besides Cardinals fans, of course, but then again there's no rule against making fun of players on your own team).