Drunken toddlers shouldn't be funny, but they are

I don't usually post stuff like this, but the Pirates are kind of boring lately and this video is hilarious.


The kid is at a minor league game, but anyone that's been to a Pirate game in the last 15 years knows exactly why he's tossing that (allegedly empty) bottle back.

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