More Matt Morris

Don't you just get psyched for these Matt Morris starts? I know I do. I can feel the veteranosity he exudes all the way down here in North Carolina. It's downright impressive, actually. Now if only someone knew how to turn veteranosity into a win. If we could do that, this team would be sweet.

Sarcasm aside, Morris starts against John Maine tonight. Maine has started against us one time already this year and, surprise!, he pitched well. Imagine that. I'd much rather have him on the mound tonight than Matt Morris. In fact, I'd much rather have anyone on the mound tonight than Matt Morris.