Rejuvenation

The fan base is getting restless. Protests are planned, die-hard fans are listless, even bloggers are bored with the Pirates. This is about as bad as I can remember things in my 2+ years of blogging. I mean, this is really ugly. But little did I know the Pirates had a fool-proof plan to turn things around.

Bring back Wayback. Yep, John Wasdin is back with the team. On one hand, he can't be worse than Jonah Bayliss. On the other hand, oh wait, yes he can, he's Wayback Wasdin. And just when I was about to institute the brilliant name suggested for Bayliss in the comments, "Gas Can." Jesse Chavez and Franquellis Osoria are weeping together in the Indianapolis clubhouse right now.