Big Country?

There's something that's been bothering me for a while. I let it slide and kind of forgot about it until I read a similar remark in the comments yesterday. The problem is this: Brad Eldred's nickname, "Big Country," is probably the stupidest and most unimaginative nickname I've ever heard. I mean yeah, the dude is big and yeah, the dude is from the south, but come on. He's like 6'5" 275 pounds. We can do better. Suggestions?