Letter

Dear Mark Cuban,

Please buy the Pittsburgh Pirates so that I can go to baseball games as I please and not feel guilty about it. I'm just a college kid who loves baseball and likes to hang out with his friends at the ballpark, I don't need some kind of complex about how I'm feeding a greedy monster that is destroying the Pittsbrugh Pirates every time I go to a ballgame.

Sincerely,
Pat Lackey


(Can you guys tell I'm headed to the game tonight? And actually, by some bizarre collection of circumstances, probably on Saturday and Sunday as well? I won't have fun, I promise. Maybe I'll wear a WHYGAVS bag over my head or something.)