EX-PIRATES LEAD ROYALS TO VICTORY

The Kansas City Royals ended their 19 game losing streak today. How did they do it? With RBIs from Matt Stairs and Emil Brown, of course. That's right, Emil Brown and Matt Stairs are both in the league. The rest of the MLB sends their castoffs to us, and we send our castoffs to the Royals. And every once in a while, the Royals win. I guess things could be worse.