Abraham Nunez

I meant to post this earlier, but my memory fizzled as Duke's ankle popped. We're all wondering about Abraham Nunez this year and what exactly happened to him between here and St. Louis. The reason is obvious. Nunez was a fairly wiry and skinny guy when he played for us, in his current (larger) state he caused my dad to remark, "I was wondering when Pujols started playing third base, then I realized it was Nunez! I think they've got him on the all steroid diet over there in St. Louie!" You know what that means, it's time for me to make a completely baseless accusation to assuage the entire Pirate nation of Abraham Nunez grief, ABRAHAM NUNEZ IS ON THE JUICE!!!