I'm pretty sure this is how this went down: Jim Bowden: So, uh, Omar. You looking to trade Lastings Milledge? You know toolsy outfielders with big upside turn me on more than a prospective threesome with Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johnanson. Omar Minaya: Well, we do need a catcher and maybe an outfielder to take Lastings' place ... Bowden: You mean like Brian Schneider and Ryan Church? Minaya: Done and done. Bowden: Holy f$%#&%$* s#!t are you kidding me? I was just... places his hand over the receiver, yells to Assistant GM Mike Rizzo Hey Mike, you were wrong! I'm not the dumbest GM in baseball, Omar's going to send us Milledge for Schneider and Church! takes hand off of receiver. You know what Omar? Minaya: Dude, I could totally hear you talking to Mike Rizzo. Is that what you really think of me? Bowden: If I say yes, is the trade off? Minaya: Maybe. Bowden: Well then, no. I think you're a genius. Ryan Church is solidly average and that will be a big deal, espe...