The lamest pun ever

I'm sorry for the lack of posts today, but I'm giving group meeting for my lab tomorrow and that has me really tied up. I did manage to wander over to Pirates.com today and see what a fantastic old man pun.


Nice work, headline writer. Pat yourself on the back for that one.

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