Election Day
If you were expecting the guy that reminisces about Andy Van Slyke and Doug Drabek and debates the meaning of Andy LaRoche's terrible season and Nate McLouth's defense to tell you who to vote for ... you're probably beyond help already. All I can tell you is that you should vote. I'm waking up early to do it and if I can, everyone should be able to. There are plenty of websites out there for political discussion today, so instead I'll give you this:
Why can't the Parrot campaign remind everyone that Iceburgh is NOTORIOUS for palling around with terrorists?!?