Quick hits

Matt Morris retires.

The Pirates don't over or under preform, they just preform (thanks, Lois).

Roger Clemens manages to somehow render me speechless again.

When are we gonna get a prospect like Max Scherzer?

Worst GM Semis.

Jose Castillo homered last night. Get out the non-perishables and head for the hills.

The Dugout just makes your life better (in reference, of course, to this saga).