Pitchers and catchers report

I understand that the weather is pretty ugly in Pittsburgh right now (it's not in Chapel Hill, but you'll be happy to know that karma has cursed me with the typical end of winter cold/cough/blech that I would have this time of year anyways), but that doesn't mean spring's not right around the corner because PITCHERS AND CATCHERS REPORT TODAY!!! I have no idea why I still get excited about this, but I do and I feel like you should, too. I mean, it's not a superbike race or anything, but at least it's something.