Barry Bonds ... a Wild Thing?

By know most of you have probably heard that the Washington Wild Things have offered Barry Bonds a contract as a PR stunt. As someone that spent a lot of time in WashPA last spring, I find this to be particularly hilarious. Imagining Barry at various spots around town- the Mexican restaurant, the VIP club/bar/dingy basement, on W&J's campus by the hilariously phallic statue of Washington and Jefferson (imagine the view of this from the side ... yeah) with Mayor Luke, staying with a "host family" somewhere in town- wow, it would all be too good to be true. I wish there was some way to make this all happen outside of my head.