Talk Like a Pirate Day

What better day to break a losing streak than Talk Like a Pirate Day? Ian Snell and Chris Young go at it on the mound tonight. Talk like a Pirate? Snell doesn't do that. Chris Young almost no-hit us twice last year. I would say he's due to finish us off this year, but I don't think no-nos work like that. Instead, I'll just sit back and wonder what our rotation would be like with him in it. Good, I'd assume.