Mark Mulder is back

Mark Mulder will take the mound against us tonight, which is bad news because Mark Mulder owns us. Sure he's taken a year off to have shoulder surgery and all, but we haven't changed in that year, that's for sure. His mound opponent tonight will be Tony Armas, who is STILL IN THE F%&$*$% ROTATION despite the presence of Brian Bullington, Jon Van Benschoten, Matt Morris, Tom Gorzelanny, Ian Snell, and Shane Youman on the Pirates' current active roster. Seriously, this pisses me off. The only motivation to tune into tonight is to see if anyone makes any revealingly nerdy X-File jokes about the return of "Agent Mulder" to the Cardinals rotation during the broadcast.