Things that might be vaguely interesting

Tony Armas is staying in the rotation. We will ... never admit when we make a mistake.

In the same notebook, it's mentioned that Craig Monroe was DFA'd by the Tigers. He's very similar to Xavier Nady, Craig Wilson, Ryan Doumit, etc. except with even less patience at the plate. He's got "Pittsburgh Pirate" written aaaaaaaall over him.

Brandon Webb is awesome.

The Cubs are in first place.

Oh, yeah, we lost 11-8 last night. I couldn't find the energy to recap after watching the Indy Indians play.