Game 92: Rockies 10 Pirates 8

On the bright side we didn't manage to make Taylor Buchholz look like Christy Mattewson.

On the not so bright side, John Van Benschoten really sucks, Jack Wilson is lazy, Jason Bay is colder than liquid nitrogen, the players and coaches might hate each other, we've lost four in a row, we're 12 games under .500, we managed to fake a comeback yet again, it hasn't rained in like a month, Dave Littlefield is still employed, we're just a year away from matching the most futile record in the history of sports, and ... I dunno. I could go on but I won't. What I'm getting at is, "things are shitty."