Can my bad luck continue?

Let's see here. The Rangers are the worst team in baseball recordwise. Ian Snell is either our best or second-best pitcher, depending on who you ask or what kind of stats you value. That's a pretty good match-up for tonight in our favor, I would think. Except that I'm going to the ballpark and the Pirates are 0-6 in my presence this year. Immovable object, meet unstoppable force. Something has got to give. Either that or we'll get rained out. That seems likely, too.

Tonight's insult comes courtesy of azibuck apk in the comments below:
Hey Ian, your mother's a snowblower!