The highway to Snell

First off, kudos to Bucdaddy for the post title here. What to say? The offense sucks. Ted Lily goes for the Cubs, so that's not really good. Ian Snell goes for us, which is kind of good because he's been quite good so far this year. Time to insult Ian Snell. This one is inspired by Full Metal Jacket:

How tall are you Ian? I've seen piles of sh*t stacked higher than you!

Remember winning? We should try that again tonight.