Burnitz retires

Jeromy Burnitz has learned what Joe Randa already knew: if the Pirates don't want you, you're career is probably over. Burnitz took a lot of crap last year, but the truth is that he played pretty much exactly like we should've expected him to. We simply should've never signed him in the first place. Add him to Randa, Chris Stynes, and the numerous other players who have come to the Pirates in the past 10 odd years and never played anywhere else ever again.