Dear Pirates.com staff writers, Be more original.

I assume that something like 95% of you have been conned into ending up on the Pirates.com mailing list for one reason or another. I certainly know I'm on it. So I check my e-mail today and what do I see?

To: [me]
Subject: E-Bucs: Meet the new boss

Uhh, guys? I already did that one. Come on, lifting song names to make not-so-clever titles is sooo blogger territory.