Astros 14 Pirates 1

I haven't recieved tonight's guest recap yet (I'll put it up when I get it), but I think I could aptly summarize this one from Mars using the scoring summary and box score. There's this:

Shawn Chacon L(1-1)- 1.2 IP, 6 H, 7 R, 7 ER, 4 BB, 1 K, 3 HR

And there's this:

- R. Oswalt homered to deep left, A. Everett scored

Like I said, the guest recap will be posted in the morning