Pirates 3 Giants 0

Now there was a pretty enjoyable baseball game. The highlights were, in no particular order, Kip Wells increasingly making me not look like a moron for sticking up for him in his last push to get the hell out of town, Barry Bonds not even making a throw to homeplate with Nate McLouth barely rounding third so as to not embarass himself (and maybe, just maybe, flashing back to 1992 and hating himself for it), the Pirates getting three straight hits followed by 2 walks after Jason Schmidt set down 17 in a row, and Damaso Marte getting over his bed-shitting antics and getting Bonds to fly out with the bases loaded and 2 down in the 8th.

Beating Barry Bonds will never get old.