Kip to Texas

KipWells is going to Texas for... someone. Thanks to Brian and JB in the comments for the heads up.

UPDATE (4:19 PM)- We get Jesse Chavez, whom no one has heard of. Courtesey of Handsome Sam and Brian in the comments, you can find stats here and here. Courtesy of bern1, we can all laugh as he has this to say about Chavez:

The baseballcube stats on Chavez's height and weight can't be right ... 6'2" and 153 pounds? What position does he play? Batboy?