Happy Anniversary!
On this very date 5 years ago the Pittsburgh Pirates hired Dave Littlefield as their general manager. In five years, Dave Littlefield has done something that no one would've believed was possible on July 13, 2001, he's proven himself to be a worse GM than Cam Bonifay. Happy anniversary, Dave! Only under the close watch of Kevin McClatchy and the Nutting family could someone as totally inept as you keep your job for this long. God bless America.
Thanks to Bern in the comments for the tip.