Stop the presses

Through 3 so far Victor Santos has faced the minimum (he's given up a hit, but on deep fly to center which Duffy tracked down, Adam Dunn ran past second and didn't retag it on his way back around the bases allowing for a DP). That's surprisingly not the highlight thus far, especially because I'm terrified of what the Reds lineup will do to Santos on the second time through. The highlight of the game thus far has been this exchange between Lanny and Wehner:

Lanny: That song echoes for a lot of us the sentiments from high school for all those girls that wouldn't give us the time of day.
Wehner: That was every girl for me.
Lanny: Not many dates with the ladies in high school, John?
Wehner: I didn't like girls.
Lanny: Stop the presses! John Wehner doesn't like girls!

I don't know what was happening baseball related at the time. Probably Humberto Cota striking out with the bases loaded or something like that.