The requisite Anna Benson post

Alright, because you asked for it, and because somehow I ended up on the first or second page of most search engines for phrases like "Anna Benson" or "Anna Benson pictures" or inexplicably even "Anna Benson Playboy," which has directed like 400 people to my humble little blog here over the last two days, here it is: Anna has dumped Kris and filed for a divorce based on irreconcilable differences. So comb your hair and floss your teeth because the crazy bitch is single. Also, true love may be dead because if a perfectly bland Joe Baseball player and his certifiably insane stripper wife can't last in this day and age, well, I don't know what to believe in this crazy world.