From the Ridiculous Quote Department

Good news: Ty Wigginton limped off the field yesterday after attempting to break up a double play, probably because he isn't capable of sliding, only bowling people over at 100 mph, or whatever the speed of fat is.

Bad news: No reason to get our hopes up because he isn't hurt which means he will assume his daily lineup position of "I play every day because right now I'm all we have to show for the Benson trade." Plus he was quoted in the PG this morning as saying "I'm fine. You can't hurt steel."

Stunning. Simply stunning.